At least there’s always Monty Python when you’re having a rough day:

Son: Ah…ah know. But I want the girl that I marry to have… a certain…special…something… King: Cut that out!! Cut that out….

You’re marryin’ Princess Lucky, so you’d better get used to the idea!

GUARDS!!! Make sure the prince doesn’t leave this room until I come and get ‘im.

Guard 1: Not to leave the room, even if you come and get ‘im. Guard 2: Hic King: Nono…. Until I come and get him. Guard 1: Until you come and get him, we’re not to enter the room. King: Nono, no… You stay in the room, and make sure he doesn’t leave. Guard 1: And you’ll come and get him. Guard 2: Hic King: Right. Guard 1: We don’t need to do anything, apart from just stop him, entering the room. King: Nono. Leaving the room. Guard 1: Leaving the room, yes. King: All right? Guard 1: ‘Right. King: Right. Guard 1: Oh! If if if uhhhh…. if if uhhhhh…. If if if we…… King: Yes, what is it? Guard 1: Oh. I-if……. Oh…. King: Look, it’s quite simple. Guard 1: Uh….. King: You just stay here, and make sure ‘e doesn’t leave the room. All right? Guard 2: hic Guard 1: Oh, I remember! Uhhhh, can he leave the room with us? King: No…nono, no. You just keep him in ‘ere, and make sure… Guard 1: Oh yes, we’ll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave, and we were with him… King: nononono just KEEP HIM IN HERE Guard 1: …Until you or anyone else… King: No, not anyone else, just me… Guard 1: …Just you… Guard 2: hic King: Get back. Guard 1: Get back. King: All right? Guard 1: Right, we’ll stay here until you get back. Guard 2: hic King: And, uh… make sure ‘e doesn’t leave. Guard 1: What? King: Make sure ‘e doesn’t leave! Guard 1: The prince?????? King: Yes, MAKE SURE ‘E DOESN’T LEAVE… Guard 2: hic Guard 1: Oh, yes, of course!! I thought you meant him! You know, it seemed a bit daft me having to guard him when ‘e’s a guard… King: Is that clear? Guard 1: Oh, quite clear, no problems! Guard 2: hic King: Right. Where are you going? Guard 1: We’re coming with you! King: Nono, I want you to stay here and MAKE SURE ‘E DOESN’T LEAVE! Guard 1: Oh, I see, right! Son: but father… King: Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on.

AND NO SINGING! Guard 2: hic King: Oh, go and get a glass of water. (leaves)