Well, since I’ve not blogged in a month or so =:(, I just got this in an e-mail today and I thought it was absolutely hilarious:

Tired of getting stuck in slow moving traffic?

Want to have your own lane on the highway???

Simple, tie these balloons to the rear of your car. Belt it down the
Interstate (or any other road you wish to drive fast) as fast as you
can and watch other car drivers freak out and simply get out of your
way!

When you get stopped by the police, tell them you thought they were real!