I don’t know why I didn’t think of this like 10 years ago, but tying a helium-filled balloon to your pet (I’ve tried the cat and the dog and can vouch for the brilliance of this plan for them, but your fish I cannot recommend trying this on) is absolutely the most brilliant thing I’ve ever done in my life.
As an added touch, rub the balloon like a fiend all over the cat’s back so that it makes his hair stand up on end and also so that the balloon is so static-electricity-charged that it will attach itself to said cat’s body, or anything else that is close enough (like the wall that the cat is trying to stand next to to regain his dignity).
Oh, the brilliance of me!!!
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HI MISS AMANDA!!! =:) Hee heee. You should have seen it, it was really, really, really, really funny. *snicker* At one point, Sabbath (the black, fat, cat pictured) went up the stairs and tried to be all sneaky-cat-like, but the balloon was so statically-charged that the balloon attached itself to the wall and he couldn’t even look cool and save face! =:D *teehee*
We all miss you guys horribly! I can’t wait to see you all again (soon) *wink*. And good luck with the whole license thing… You have a rich uncle I didn’t know about? =;)
Love you too, Matey!!!
(Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!) =:)
Love,
Friday May 12, 2006 at 12:52 am
thats AWESOME!!!! it was So funny! i was laughing histarically!!!!!
Thursday May 11, 2006 at 10:08 pmWE MISS YOU! can’t wait to see you again. I’ll get my license as soon as i can so we can visit. Tell everyone Hi for me!
love you!!!
Amanda Wasper