• http://t.co/o7bweFPJ (thanks @nullpuppy) 1 hr ago
• As snarky as I normally am about these things, I have to admit that this totally made my day. Thanks @mmmerokyua! =:) http://t.co/JTvhmXzm 3 hrs ago
• I love my doctor. He gently interrupted my tale of my 2-month cold with "that's a long story for a sinus infection; here's a prescription." 5 hrs ago
• @WhatsUpShawn Lol. As soon as I saw your tweet, I immediately thought of Bob Newhart saying "Stop It!" 7 hrs ago
• “@_Snape_: #RealFriendsDont tell their pet snake to kill you.” Wholeheartedly agreed. Hate it when that happens! 7 hrs ago
• @SayingsForGirls @Kiwi530 Meh. I disagree, and I point to 20 years of marriage to back it up. 7 hrs ago
• My darling bride kept me up until midnight playing LEGO Harry Potter, Years 5-7. We're 92% done. Halp, I've created a monster! #Winning 17 hrs ago
• Depressing. I didn't think 'twas possible to make a movie with worse acting than Twilight but congrats Abduction: you did it! #HorribleMovie 1 day ago
• It's a BT kind of day. http://t.co/G2CSpoBm and http://t.co/KtVpuUs9 and http://t.co/VDV6z8t9 for starters. 1 day ago
• I need to find some sleek and cool fingerless gloves, like Bond or Bourne would wear, for typing during the winter. Anyone have suggestions? 2 days ago
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